Crockett
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> Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven.
As she stood in front of
St. Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.?
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
> > > > > St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.?
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Hillary. "Who's clock is that?"
> > > > > "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved
indicating that she never told a lie."
> > > > > "Who's clock is that?"
> > > > > "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us
that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
> > > > > "Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.
> > > > > "Bill's clock is in Jesus's office. He's using it as
a ceiling fan."
As she stood in front of
St. Peter at the Pearly Gates she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.?
She asked, "What are all those clocks?"
> > > > > St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.?
Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Hillary. "Who's clock is that?"
> > > > > "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved
indicating that she never told a lie."
> > > > > "Who's clock is that?"
> > > > > "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice telling us
that Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
> > > > > "Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.
> > > > > "Bill's clock is in Jesus's office. He's using it as
a ceiling fan."
