Had a Bad Day?

Gunner46

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> Having a Bad Day?? There was a case in one hospital's Intensive Care ward where patients always died in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11 a.m., regardless of their medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. No
one could solve the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11 a.m. on Sundays. So a World-Wide team of experts was ssembled to investigate the cause of the incidents. The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11 a.m., all doctors and nurses nervously wait outside the ward to see for
themselves what the terrible phenomenon was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11...Pookie Johnson, the part-time
Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support system so
that he could use the vacuum cleaner.

Still having a Bad Day?

The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill in Alaska was $80,000 {each}. At a special ceremony,
two of the most expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid cheers and applause from onlookers. A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

Still think you are having a bad day?

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy
plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places. Up to that moment, he had been
happily listening to his Walkman.

And you STILL think you're having a bad day?

Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all two thousand pigs broke loose and rscaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The two hopeless protesters were
trampled to death.

What?! STILL having a bad day?

Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay
enough postage on a letter bomb. It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to> bits.

There now, feeling better?
 
I think my day is going to be a good one.
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I'm having great days, I don't have to get up early and go to school. Ain't life great when you're in college????
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