Gynecologist's Assistant

[DRAFTSTUD]

A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver , Colorado and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.

Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.

The clerk pulled up the file and read;

"The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully

wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the

gynecologist's examination." "The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings , Montana ."

"Good grief; is that where the job is?"

"No sir -- that's where the end of the line is right now."

 

[WBouldin]

ahahahah Stud thats a good one!!!! Nowadays if you even think about getting that job you are considered a sex offender

 

[Calvin]

You couldn't pay me $650,000 a year to have to shave fat chicks all day! Nasty..

 

[Dinkshooter]

Jeezus Calvin for 650,000 a year I'd do it in July in Florida.

 

[Moosie]

Calvin , don't lie... You did that for FREE back in the day .... You migth have even paid to do it if you're honest !!!

 

[noharleyyet]

....dstud would do it for free in july in shreveport.

 

[DRAFTSTUD]

Calvin, it said ya get to wash em first.............Ken, July, August, Sept.......................................

 

[Calvin]

You boys can do all the 300lb heavy duty cuties at the free clinic....

 

[Grizzley]

You guys can forget about getting in line...Buschy got the job! I guess he is paying them to do the shaving!

 

[Buschy]

Well the job IS based in Denver. Me thinks Dinkshooter's neighbor will be in for a checkup shortly!

 

[Bucnutz.wis]

You couldn't pay me $650,000 a year to have to shave fat chicks all day! Nasty..

C'mon now... all you need is a gas powered weed whacker and goggles... piece-a-cake...

Jeezus Calvin for 650,000 a year I'd do it in July in Florida.

Careful - that just might trigger that dry heave problem you have.. ??

You guys can forget about getting in line...Buschy got the job! I guess he is paying them to do the shaving!

Does this have anything to do with those diapers he likes to were.. ??