Left Behind
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There was this Asian lady married to an English gentleman and they lived
in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to
communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day,
she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how
to put forward her request, and in desperation,lifted up her skirt to show her
thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know
how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast.
The lady got what she wanted.
The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She brought her
husband to the store.....................
(please scroll page down).
What were you thinking?
HellOOOooooooOOOooo, her husband speaks English
Now get back to work...........
in London. The poor lady was not very proficient in English, but managed to
communicate with her husband.
The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for groceries. One day,
she went to the butcher and wanted to buy pork legs. She didn't know how
to put forward her request, and in desperation,lifted up her skirt to show her
thighs. The butcher got the message and the lady went home with pork legs.
The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't know
how to say, and so she unbuttoned her blouse to show the butcher her breast.
The lady got what she wanted.
The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. She brought her
husband to the store.....................
(please scroll page down).
What were you thinking?
HellOOOooooooOOOooo, her husband speaks English
Now get back to work...........
