Which "lots" are we talking about the crab, the beer, or the guy consuming them?
Or maybe lots of pictures just like that of a guy feasting on crabs and beer.
Out here in Dodge the closest thing we have with a seafood sounding name are Rocky Mountain Oysters and, of course, no sea involved there. Around here a case of crabs is a bad thing.
Oh, you can always air freight some of those buggers my way.