gorgeous redhead

[Elkhunter]

 

[AZHUNTERR]

> > A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
> > sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat
>down,
> > but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
> >
> > Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
> > towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air,
>and
> > hands it back.
> >
> > "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in
>place.
> >
> > "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
> >
> > They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
>theater followed by drinks.
> > They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest
> > dreams and he shares his. She listens.
> >
> > After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to
>her
> > place for a nightcap ......... and stay for breakfast.
> >
> > They have a wonderful, wonderful time.
> >
> > The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The
>guy
> > is really amazed. Everything has been SO incredible!
> >
> > "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to
>every
> > guy you meet?"
> >
> > "No," she replies......... "You just happened to catch my eye."
> >
> > (Oh shut up! I just forward them, I don't write them!)
> >
>
>

 

[trophy_killer]

 

[kiwi hunta]

Ha ha we have a Train Controller at work who has a glass eye, When we did an ocean fishing trip he was feeling pretty crook, the owner of the boat said listen mate give me your teeth so they won't go overboard

Avon gave him his teeth and his glass eye

poor bugger turned bluer than Avon; man we pi$$ed ourselves.

 

[ELKCHSR]

I wonder how the captain got treated for catching the fellows eye!!!

 

[Nightcrawler]