WH's OutdoorsChick
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1) Good
An Erie, PA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve year old boy wasstanding up the road with a hand painted sign which read: "RADAR TRAP AHEAD. The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
2) Better
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Pittsburgh, PA. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
3) Absolute Best
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Pennsylvania State Trooper walked to her car window and opened his ticket book, she said "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers' Ball." He replied, "Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.
An Erie, PA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem. A twelve year old boy wasstanding up the road with a hand painted sign which read: "RADAR TRAP AHEAD. The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)
2) Better
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Pittsburgh, PA. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
3) Absolute Best
A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Pennsylvania State Trooper walked to her car window and opened his ticket book, she said "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Troopers' Ball." He replied, "Pennsylvania State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car.
, ok my firend once got pulled over by a cop he was gonna ticket her but instead she came up with osmethin funny this long time ago i trying to remebr,umm........ somethin like we haveing spegetti tonite like song phrase they practially flirted lol
