Gonna start soon

[WILDDUDE]

A man (a redneck no doubt) came home from work. He sat in his favorite chair, turned on the TV and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts." She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer anyway. When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This time she looked a little angry, but decided to bring him the beer. When it was gone he said, "Quick, one more before it starts." At this point she blew her top. "That's it! You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave bringing you beer ?? Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"

The husband sighed and replied, "see . . .it's started..."

 

[Quiet_One]

LOL, thats so bad but funny

 

[Bandit]

typical redneck for sure. LMAO

 

[Orca Lover]

and to think that he could have avoided it by just bringing a cooler of beer with him.