Your friend compliments you on your newalligator shoes and you're barefoot.
You don't care where your spouse goes, just
as long as you don't have to go along.
A sexy babe catches your fancy and
your pacemaker opens the garage door.
"Getting a little action" means, "I don't
need to take any fiber today."
You are cautioned to slow down by
the doctor instead of the police.
An "all nighter" means not getting
up to go use the bathroom!
"Getting lucky" means you find your
car in the parking lot.
