funny

[AZHUNTERR]

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man
> opposite
>> > her was smiling at her, so she immediately moved to another seat.
>> This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man
>> seemed
> more
>> > amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she
>> complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came
>> up
> in
>> > court.
>> >
>> > The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for
>> himself.
>> >
>> > The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady
>> got
> on
>> > the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a
> sweets
>> > sign that said, "The Double Mint Twins are Coming" and I grinned.
>> >
>> > Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, "Logan's Liniment
>> will reduce the swelling", and I had to smile.
>> >
>> > Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's
>> Big Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself.
>> >
>> > BUT, your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
> that
>> > said, "Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident"... I just
> lost
>> > it."
>> >
>> > "CASE DISMISSED!!"
>
>
>

 

[Elkhunter]

LMAO Oldie but goodie.

 

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RONTFLMAO...that was a good one.
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