quail hunter
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Subject: cute
In light of the anatomy class that our grand daughter
has, had I found this somewhat funny.
A little boy and a little girl, both about six, are
playing in the sandbox.
Unexpectedly, the little boy farted, causing a little
sand between his legs to shift.
She notices, and squeals with laughter, "How'd you do
that?" she asks.
"Easy," he exclaimed, "I just farted."
"Can I try it?" she asks.
Sure," he says, "anybody can do it."
So she strains, and concentrates, and grunts.
Suddenly, there's a terrible explosion, the sides of
the sandbox fly off, all the sand flies out.
The little boy rolls up the hill, he finds himself
upside down against a tree.
He groggily gets to his feet, runs over to where the
little girl is, out cold flat on her back, spread
eagle.
He lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly
exclaims, "Just what I thought, dual exhaust
In light of the anatomy class that our grand daughter
has, had I found this somewhat funny.
A little boy and a little girl, both about six, are
playing in the sandbox.
Unexpectedly, the little boy farted, causing a little
sand between his legs to shift.
She notices, and squeals with laughter, "How'd you do
that?" she asks.
"Easy," he exclaimed, "I just farted."
"Can I try it?" she asks.
Sure," he says, "anybody can do it."
So she strains, and concentrates, and grunts.
Suddenly, there's a terrible explosion, the sides of
the sandbox fly off, all the sand flies out.
The little boy rolls up the hill, he finds himself
upside down against a tree.
He groggily gets to his feet, runs over to where the
little girl is, out cold flat on her back, spread
eagle.
He lifts up her dress, peeks underneath, and loudly
exclaims, "Just what I thought, dual exhaust
