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WHEN SPORTS COMMENTATORS JUST SAY THE WRONG COMBINATION OF WORDS
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."
(Pat Glenn - Weightlifting commentator)
"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."
(Ted Walsh - Horse-Racing Commentator)
"He's pulling him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!"
(Soccer commentator George Hamilton on Spain manager Luis Suarez's substitution of Butragueno during their world cup qualifier with Ireland)
"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical"
(Murray Walker)
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious"
(Alan Minter)
"The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball"
(John Francombe)
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again"
(Terry Venables)
"I would not say he is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better."
(Ron Atkinson)
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces."
(Ron Atkinson)
"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."
(Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977)
"Morcelli has four fastest 1500-metre times ever. And all those times are at 1500 metres."
(David Coleman)
"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."
(Ron Atkinson)
"What will you do when you leave football, Jack, will you stay in football?"
(Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live)
"There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class"
(David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)
"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them...........Oh my God, what have I just said?"
(USTV commentator Sandi)
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
(David Acfield)
"Julian DIC's is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven DIC's on the field."
(Metro Radio)
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father"
(Greg Norman)
THER ya have it folks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria....I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing."
(Pat Glenn - Weightlifting commentator)
"This is really a lovely horse, I once rode her mother."
(Ted Walsh - Horse-Racing Commentator)
"He's pulling him off! The Spanish manager is pulling his captain off!"
(Soccer commentator George Hamilton on Spain manager Luis Suarez's substitution of Butragueno during their world cup qualifier with Ireland)
"The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical"
(Murray Walker)
"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious"
(Alan Minter)
"The racecourse is as level as a billiard ball"
(John Francombe)
"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again"
(Terry Venables)
"I would not say he is the best left winger in the Premiership, but there are none better."
(Ron Atkinson)
"He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces."
(Ron Atkinson)
"Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew."
(Harry Carpenter - BBC TV Boat Race 1977)
"Morcelli has four fastest 1500-metre times ever. And all those times are at 1500 metres."
(David Coleman)
"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."
(Ron Atkinson)
"What will you do when you leave football, Jack, will you stay in football?"
(Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live)
"There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class"
(David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)
"One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee-shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them...........Oh my God, what have I just said?"
(USTV commentator Sandi)
"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for even longer."
(David Acfield)
"Julian DIC's is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven DIC's on the field."
(Metro Radio)
"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father"
(Greg Norman)
THER ya have it folks !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
