free sex with fill up

[tnctcb]

bubba and earl went fishing for the weekend. when they were almost home they saw a sign that said free sex with fill up, bubba said well i gotta get gas sometime might as well be here so they stopped in and filled up.the attendant said thatll be 10 bucks so bubba said what about my free sex.the attendant said well we play a little game here and if you win you get the free sex, pick a number between 1 and 10.bubba said 4, attendant said sorry it was 6.earl said hey let me try and he said 9, the attendant said i told you it was 6. so they were back in the car and on their where when earl said bubba that was a hoax.bubba said what do you mean a hoax? earl said we cant win that, there aint no free sex we were conned. bubba said sure there is my wife came here twice last week and she won both times

 

[Elkhunter]

LMAO

Oooooops

 

[trophy_killer]

LOL

 

[ELKCHSR]

HAHAHAHA!!!!Suckers!!!

 

[hogwild]

I bet she wins again and again.

 

[Elkhunter]

LMAO hogwild, I think she must just be very lucky at the contests.

 

[tnctcb]

ooops i think i forgot the copyright.

special thanks to lewis grizzard ( not pronounced like lizard) may you enjoy eternity in bulldog heaven

 

[Dick Reece]

yeah,old Lewis and Catfish were a pair,weren't they ? That guy was really funny,what a mind.

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[tnctcb]

ahhhhhhh finally i have found a friend seldom ever. lewis was the greatest thing that happened to the south since the civil war.

you know the one about UGA and national tv right.

being from north florida and living in the city that the Florida-Georgia game( affectionatly known as the worlds largest outdoor cocktail party) is played in every october i should go on record as saying GEORGIA SUCKS