Ford
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Bambistew
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There needs to be a pile of chit included somewhere doesn't there?
Q: How do you double the value of a Ford?
A: Put gas in it.
Q: Why are there sidewalks beside streets?
A: So Ford owners have a safe place to walk home.
Q. What’s the difference between a Ford and a Tampon?
A. A tampon comes with its own tow rope
Q. How do you make a Ford accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.
A: Put gas in it.
Q: Why are there sidewalks beside streets?
A: So Ford owners have a safe place to walk home.
Q. What’s the difference between a Ford and a Tampon?
A. A tampon comes with its own tow rope
Q. How do you make a Ford accelerate 0-60 mph in less than 15 seconds?
A. Push it off a cliff.
not to take this off the jokes, but just traded my '04 ford for an '07 dodge. ford wouldn't cover the antifreeze leak that developed after they replaced the EGR cooler valve assembly. went from being under to warranty to out of warranty on a matter of days. oh well, the cummins is a better diesel anyways.
