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BigHornRam

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Dear Tech Support





Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed

that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a

lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed

itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system

activity.



Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Beer Drinking 5.0, Hunting and

Fishing 7.5, and Golf 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever

selected. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while

attempting to run my favourite applications. I'm thinking about going

back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!



Thanks,



A Troubled User (SEE REPLY BELOW)

______________________________________



REPLY:



Dear Troubled User:



This is a very common problem about which men are complaining. Many

people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is

just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING

SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!! It is also

impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is

impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system

once installed.



You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to

not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under

"Warnings-Alimony/Child-Support". I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0

and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the

background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.



The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because

ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the

system will return to normal anyway. Wife 1.0 is a great program, but

it tends to be very high maintenance.



Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep

3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Pay Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you

use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the

program Nag Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve

the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I

recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !



WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstance, install Secretary With

Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and

will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.



Best of luck,

Tech Support
 
man someone knows his wife and gf lmao thats good man what can they make out of us woman now scary thought j/k :eek:
 

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