fix the out house

[AZHUNTERR]

> Subject: Fix The Outhouse!!
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> > > > > > Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out-
> > > > > > "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
> > > > > > Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
> > > > > > Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."
> > > > > > So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back,
> > > > > > "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse! "
> > > > > > Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!" Pa yells back,
> > > > > > "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!" Ma says, "Ya have
> > > > > > to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
> > > > > > So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole,looks around
> > > > > > and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this
> outhouse!"
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> > > > > > Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
> > > > > > Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts
> yelling,
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> > > > > > "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet
seat!"
> > > > > > To which Ma replies, "Hurt's, don't it ?!"
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[Elkhunter]

LMAO

 

[DM423]

LOL

 

[trophy_killer]

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[Kraven]

LMAO

 

[ELKCHSR]

HAHAHAHA!!!That was very good...