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Since I won’t be online much tomorrow, Throwback Thursday, and I am too low-tech to solve the “schedule post” feature on FB, I posted this one tonight. Figured since I posted it on FB, I may as well post it here to share some laughs while we wait for Wyoming to post the tag results.

In this pic I’m almost five years old. Two weeks before school pictures the biggest kid in third grade; well actually the biggest kid in grades K through 6th, ran me over with his brand new bicycle.

Boyer Lievesay was only three years older than me, but was already about 5' 6" and pushing 150. He came over the hill, full bore, right into a pile of us kids who were stationed in the middle of the dirt road, slingshotting birds off the telephone line. Unsuspecting and looking the other direction, by the time we heard Boyer hollering to get out of his way, it was much too late for evasive action.

I slowly regained consciousness, spitting sand, blood, and parts of teeth as the other kids were doing all they could to extract me from the debris pile. Boyer was sitting along the dirt bank, head in his hands, sobbing aloud – he thought he had killed me. My closest brush with death in my short life.

Remember the old solid rubber bike tires from the late 60's? Well, 150 pounds of humanity, traveling at 15 mph, will result in a lot of hide taken from the head of most five-year olds. Proof positive.

This photo was two weeks later, so some of the skin had grown back. My nose no longer looked like it had been stuck in a belt sander. My left temple bruise had yellowed, then almost faded by this time; not even much scab remained. The knot above my right eye had subsided such that it no longer had a side profile, except for the small remnants of the once-thick scab.

Being too poor to drive the 20 miles to the doctor in Littlefork, my treatment was a St. Johns Baby Aspirin, big gobs of Merucochrome (for you people under 40, that was the known cure for any/everything; Google it), and massive amounts of gauze wrapped around my head, borrowed from Gayle Ferguson and giving me the look of an injured Civil War drummer boy. Lots of Mother's love and attention, along with homemade Kool-Aid popsicles, helped me recover.

Boyer felt bad. Getting even was never an option, 'cause he was always the biggest, toughest, and most soft-hearted kid (if you want to call a person of that size a "kid") in the county. After that, he protected me from the school yard bullies; not even the bullies messed with Boyer’s flock.

My mom always cautioned me to look for cars when crossing the road. Hell with that; from that day on, when I crossed a road, I was on the lookout for Boyer Lievesay.

School pic 1969 scab on head.jpg

Happy Thursday! Good luck in your Wyoming tag draws.
 
You were right--Merucochrome did cure everything.
 
How times have changed. Child Protective Services would make a house call,these days.

You're probably right, unfortunately. If they would have come to our school for every kid that had a black eye, fat lip, scabs and bumps, they would have needed their own office next to the Principal's office.

Hell, some older kids talked Egghead Ennis into thinking he could lick the frost off the flagpole when it was -35F. I'm sure part of his tongue is still there, forty years later. He couldn't talk for a month. I can't watch that segment of Christmas Story without hysterical laughter, still seeing Egghead glued to the flagpole and Dolores Olson, the schoolground monitor, coming to his rescue and pulling on his head until the pole relented. A tongue bleeds a lot more than I had envisioned.

Stuff like that was common place in our day. Me, my cousin, and my Mom's two youngest brothers built a bomb out of Grandpas stash of 12 gauge shells and tried to blow up the railroad bridge, when I was nine. Imagine what kind of problems your parents would be in today if a child was found carrying a paint can full of gun powder connected by a 20" piece of gas-soaked starter rope that served as the fuse and word got out that he was going to do the Butch and Sundance re-enactment of blowing up a train bridge. Someone is going to jail.

I could write pages of stuff that would be grounds for taking you from your parent's custody under the rules of today. Not sure if that reflects poorly on my upbringing or the rules of today.
 
Now that is funny stuff right there. I was laughing at Boyer/You rolling down the hill then you hit me with Egghead Ennis. True LOL, good stuff.
 
Lucky I wasn't eating breakfast when I read this thread or it would have been all over the keyboard and screen, LOL!!! Egghead Ennis---you got to love that one!!!
 
I still have a faint, 50 year old, scar on my right knee from a bicycle accident. However it only took one lesson to learn not to whittle towards myself. Why my mother had gray hair.
 
Sweet pic and even better story! I had a similar incident when I was in Kindergarten. I was riding my bike home just a touch late (had to be home as soon as the street lights came on). Out of now where I was clipped and ran over by a moped! My babysitter (she was and still is hawt) was hurrying home because her headlight was out. She got me to my feet and walked me home after I'd skidded a few feet down the pavement on my forehead. I was pretty calm until I saw the damage in the mirror; then the waterworks started! My mom says I kept crying over and over, "my dad's gonna kill me!". I was worried I was in trouble for a) being late and b) tearing up my new bike! Good times!

Later that summer I learned that bacon not works as catfish bait, but one can also catch weiner dogs on them. The dog was harder on the drag...
 
Thanks for the stories. Made my day! Growing up in a small rural town in the 60's and 70's I can very much relate..
 
Ahh, the stories of Big Falls. I told you you should write a comedy show based on Big Falls!

Funny you say that, Lee. This morning I am having coffee with a publisher about writing a book. Not sure if they want something on hunting, which would probably have little appeal coming from me, or if they want something related to my other stories of life, probably more fertile ground to plow.

Big Falls is probably like a lot of small rural towns of 200-500 people. Maybe a little rougher around the edges, but bursting with stories of Americana that I think most people enjoy reliving and relating to the simpler days of their childhood. What you got to hear on our elk hunt was a decent sample from two of Big Falls' best story tellers, Walt Pritchard and my Uncle Larry. They could start their own comedy tour and put Garrison Keillor into retirement.
 
Ahhh, the joys of rural childhood. We too spent many afternoons dabling in the fine art of bomb making after finding someones dads powder stash. Many mailboxes paid dearly that summer! If anyone would do that now they would be labled a domestic terrorist and the whole family would be audited!
 
I grew up south of Big Falls a few hours but we had a lot of crazy things happen in our neighborhood too. Now that I have kids of my own, I surely hope they dont do half the stuff we did. Snapping turtle on my toe, firework shenanigans, harnessing Little Petey's pet deer to a sled in the winter (man, can they pull if they get excited!). Oh my, the memories!

Oh! I forgot about the Great Gocart Escapade! I came close to kissing a silo at about 400 mph on that adventure. My cousin and I wrenched on his go cart for hours and when it came time for the test drive, he being older and wiser, let me go for the first test drive. What a swell cousin! Not. Didnt tell me the throttle stuck and we hadnt gottten around to fixing that yet. That thing was a rocket and when the steering linkage broke, all I could see, with big round eyes, was that damn silo. Fortunately, a big mud puddle was there for me when I needed it most. Boy, was I mad at my cousin. Chased his butt around the farmyard for a longggg time.
 
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