Ollin Magnetic Digiscoping System

First elk, Cow, CO archery

Went out for the opener and decided when this cow came walking in right at me that my thoughts of passing up a cow and waiting for a bull were silly for a flatlander that hasn't shot an elk yet.

When God gives you a gift, I say take it. ...
Congrats on an archery elk!

Sounds like the old joke with a man on his roof waiting out flood waters: as the waters rise a man in a canoe comes past, "buddy, need a hand?" "Nope, the Lord will provide." The waters continue to rise. A couple comes past in a boat, "Storm's gettin' worse, we got room for one more." "No thanks, the Lord will provide." The floodwaters start creeping up the roof. A helicopter sweeps low and lowers a rope. "I'll be fine, the Lord will provide!". The flood waters creep over the roof and the man drowns. At the gates, he encounters God. "God, I'm a devout Christian, how could you ignore my prayers and let me die?"

"Let you die? I sent you a canoe, a boat, and a helicopter!"
 
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