Fighter Pilots

[Erik in AK]

How do you know if there's a fighter pilot at your party?

He'll tell you.


Whats the biggest difference between a fighter jet and a fighter pilot?

When the mission's over the jet quits whinning.


What do call a fighter pilot's wife?

A cockpit.


Ahh...the Air Force, where it takes a college education to break an airplane...and a high school education to fix one.

<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ 02-04-2004 11:07: Message edited by: Erik in AK ]</font>

 

[Ovis]

I don't think there are many wing-nuts on this board that would get the humor. However, I thought those were pretty good.

 

[Quick Draw]

You know I don't really get it.

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