AZHUNTERR
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A farmer had advertised his farm and was showing it to a prospective
buyer.
As they walked along a fence line, the buyer saw bee hives and stopped.
He
said, "Those hives are pretty close to the road."
The farmer explained that the bees just made honey and have never stung
anyone.
The buyer felt unsure about the bees. They hemmed and hawed until
finally
buyer proposed that he be tied to a nearby tree, naked, overnight.
If he was stung once he would get the farm for free, but if he wasn't
stung then he would pay the farmer double the price.
The farmer agreed and tied the now naked man to the tree.
The next morning the farmer saw the man slumped over and very pale.
"Oh no!" the farmer thought, "He got stung and now I have to give him
the
farm!"
As he reached the man he gently shook him and asked where he got
stung and
if he needed a doctor.
"No, no, I'm okay," gasped the naked man, "I'll pay you double for
the
farm,
but doesn't that damn calf have a mother?"
buyer.
As they walked along a fence line, the buyer saw bee hives and stopped.
He
said, "Those hives are pretty close to the road."
The farmer explained that the bees just made honey and have never stung
anyone.
The buyer felt unsure about the bees. They hemmed and hawed until
finally
buyer proposed that he be tied to a nearby tree, naked, overnight.
If he was stung once he would get the farm for free, but if he wasn't
stung then he would pay the farmer double the price.
The farmer agreed and tied the now naked man to the tree.
The next morning the farmer saw the man slumped over and very pale.
"Oh no!" the farmer thought, "He got stung and now I have to give him
the
farm!"
As he reached the man he gently shook him and asked where he got
stung and
if he needed a doctor.
"No, no, I'm okay," gasped the naked man, "I'll pay you double for
the
farm,
but doesn't that damn calf have a mother?"
