GunNut76
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One day a guy dies and finds himself in Hell. As he's wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with a demon.
"Why so glum?" asks the demon.
"Why do you think? I'm in hell, aren't I!"
"Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here," explains the demon. "You a drinking man?"
"Sure, I love to drink."
"Well you're gonna love Mondays then because all we do on Mondays is drink whiskey, tequila, and scotch." "Gee, that sounds great!" reckons the man.
"And you're gonna love Tuesdays because we get the finest cigars from all over the world and we smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer it's no big deal because, heck, you're already dead!"
"Wow, that's awesome!" reckons the man.
"And on Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt it's no big deal because, heck, you're already dead!"
"Gee, that sounds great too!" reckons the man.
"Thursdays is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want because, heck, you're already dead!"
"Wow, I never realized Hell was such a cool place!" reckons the man.
"Are you gay?" asks the demon.
"No..."
"Ooooh," the demon grimaces, "then you're gonna hate Fridays!"
"Why so glum?" asks the demon.
"Why do you think? I'm in hell, aren't I!"
"Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here," explains the demon. "You a drinking man?"
"Sure, I love to drink."
"Well you're gonna love Mondays then because all we do on Mondays is drink whiskey, tequila, and scotch." "Gee, that sounds great!" reckons the man.
"And you're gonna love Tuesdays because we get the finest cigars from all over the world and we smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer it's no big deal because, heck, you're already dead!"
"Wow, that's awesome!" reckons the man.
"And on Wednesdays you can gamble all you want. Craps, blackjack, roulette, poker, slots, whatever. If you go bankrupt it's no big deal because, heck, you're already dead!"
"Gee, that sounds great too!" reckons the man.
"Thursdays is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want because, heck, you're already dead!"
"Wow, I never realized Hell was such a cool place!" reckons the man.
"Are you gay?" asks the demon.
"No..."
"Ooooh," the demon grimaces, "then you're gonna hate Fridays!"
