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Q. Hear about Michael Jackson's new hit single?
A. The boy in jeans is not my lover.
Q. What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?
A. Michael Jackson has had more noses.
Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Q. Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A. He heard boy's pants were half-off.
Q. What is black and comes in a little white can?
A. Michael Jackson.
Q. What did Michael Jackson say when he got back to Neverland Ranch from drug rehab?
A. "You know, I feel like a new boy."
Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalog.
Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
A. Two 5 year olds.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.
Quick Draw
A. The boy in jeans is not my lover.
Q. What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?
A. Michael Jackson has had more noses.
Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A. One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.
Q. Why was Michael Jackson spotted at K-Mart?
A. He heard boy's pants were half-off.
Q. What is black and comes in a little white can?
A. Michael Jackson.
Q. What did Michael Jackson say when he got back to Neverland Ranch from drug rehab?
A. "You know, I feel like a new boy."
Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A. From a catalog.
Q. What does Michael Jackson consider a perfect 10?
A. Two 5 year olds.
Q. Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A. He thought it was a delivery service.
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