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An 85-year-old widow went on a blind date with a 90-year-old man. When she returned to her daughter's house later that night, she seemed upset. "What happened, Mom?" the daughter asked. "I had to slap his face three times," the older woman said. "You mean he got fresh?" the concerned daughter asked. "No," her mother said, "I thought he was dead!"