AZHUNTERR
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Subject: Double Meanings
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> > > > 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
> > > > Female...Any part under a car's hood.
> > > > Male.......The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
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> > > > 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
> > > > Female...Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
> > > > Male........Playing football without a cup.
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> > > > 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
> > > > Female...The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
> >partner.
> > > > Male........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip
with
> >the
> > > >boys.
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> > > > 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
> > > > Female...A desire to get married and raise a family.
> > > > Male.......Trying not to hit on other women while out with this
one.
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> > > > 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
> > > > Female...A good movie, concert, play or book.
> > > > Male........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
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> > > > 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
> > > > Female...An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
> > > > Male........A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male
> >bonding.
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> > > > 7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
> > > > Female...The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can
achieve.
> > > > Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.
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> > > > 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
> > > > Female....A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
> > > > Male.......A device for scanning through all 375 channels every
5
> > > >minutes.
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> > > > 1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
> > > > Female...Any part under a car's hood.
> > > > Male.......The strap fastener on a woman's bra.
> > > >
> > > > 2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
> > > > Female...Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
> > > > Male........Playing football without a cup.
> > > >
> > > > 3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
> > > > Female...The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
> >partner.
> > > > Male........Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip
with
> >the
> > > >boys.
> > > >
> > > > 4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
> > > > Female...A desire to get married and raise a family.
> > > > Male.......Trying not to hit on other women while out with this
one.
> > > >
> > > > 5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
> > > > Female...A good movie, concert, play or book.
> > > > Male........Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
> > > >
> > > > 6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
> > > > Female...An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
> > > > Male........A source of entertainment, self-_expression, male
> >bonding.
> > > >
> > > > 7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
> > > > Female...The greatest _expression of intimacy a couple can
achieve.
> > > > Male........Call it whatever you want just as long as we do it.
> > > >
> > > > 8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
> > > > Female....A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
> > > > Male.......A device for scanning through all 375 channels every
5
> > > >minutes.
