guppie9
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Two guys were out golfing when the first one shanks his drive off the course. He goes and finds his ball deep down in a patch of buttercups. He begins flailing and flailing at the ball, destroying all the buttercups. Just then, there is a big flash of light and Mother Nature appears. She says.
"Because you have disrespected my creation, I vow that you will never have any butter on your popcorn the rest of your life. As a matter of fact, you will never have any butter on anything for as long as you live."
With that, she disappeared.
The man, obviously shocked, yells out to his playing partner.
"Hey Bob, where are you?"
Bob replies, "Over here, trying to get my ball out of all these pussy willows."
His friend screams back, "Whatever you do, don't try to hit your ball!!!!"
"Because you have disrespected my creation, I vow that you will never have any butter on your popcorn the rest of your life. As a matter of fact, you will never have any butter on anything for as long as you live."
With that, she disappeared.
The man, obviously shocked, yells out to his playing partner.
"Hey Bob, where are you?"
Bob replies, "Over here, trying to get my ball out of all these pussy willows."
His friend screams back, "Whatever you do, don't try to hit your ball!!!!"
