Donkey

[Kraven]

A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old
farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad
news, the donkey died."

Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."

Farmer, " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with
that dead donkey?"

Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and
made
a profit of $898.00."

Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Kenny, " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron

 

[Elkhunter]

LOL

 

[trophy_killer]

If he sold 500 tickets at $2 a piece he would have made a profit of $998 Kraven!! If your gonna tell a joke atleast tell it right. LOL

 

[LipRipper]

Hey TK,
He spent $100 on the donkey initially, then had to give the winner back his 2 dollars. 100+2=102. 500 x 2=1000, 1000-102=898. Happy to help ya out, we know some of these things can be tricky.

 

[Delw]

WTG lip ripper... what the hell do they teach you in school TK LMAO
Delw

 

[MuleyAssassin]

Hey TK, Math can be your friend, or in your case your worst enemy.

 

[ELKCHSR]

HAHAHA!!!TK!!!!

 

[Kraven]

HEY TK bite my ASS
Thanks Lip