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Wanna buy a dog?
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>A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house:
>"Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog
>is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador
>retriever sitting there.
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>"You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies.
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>"So, what's your story?"
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>The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
was
>pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my
>gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country,
>sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a
dog
>would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight
>years running."
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>"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting
>any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the
>airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious
>characters and listening in."
>"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
>I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
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>The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
the
>dog.
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>"Ten dollars," the guy says.
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>"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
>cheap?"
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>"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit."
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>A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house:
>"Talking Dog For Sale." He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog
>is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador
>retriever sitting there.
>
>"You talk?" he asks. "Yep," the Lab replies.
>
>"So, what's your story?"
>
>The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I
was
>pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my
>gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country,
>sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a
dog
>would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight
>years running."
>
>"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting
>any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the
>airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious
>characters and listening in."
>"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.
>I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
>
>The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for
the
>dog.
>
>"Ten dollars," the guy says.
>
>"Ten dollars? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
>cheap?"
>
>"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shit."
