Does your current-production gun have markings this neat?

[mtmuley]

Crisp lettering. Has rifling. Extractor works. And the f-ing rifle shoots. mtmuley

 

[Beignet]

That's a beautiful rifle. Very apocalyptic. Amazing lettering...I can just imagine the light from my kerosene lantern gently dancing across it after you kick in my door to kill me and steal my last can of beans. My grandchildren will tell their grandchildren...he was killed by Daisy, the man they called the "Possum King."

Man, I’d imagined the myth around this gun to be more of a “Pretty Boy Floyd” Woody Guthrie ballad about ensuring fairness and justice in the land (as well as keeping possums out of MT). But, I really like your Cormac McCarthy novel-style apocalypse insurance idea.

What kind of beans are we talking though? Some types are worth killing over more than others.

 

[MarvB]

The markings on the new Criterion…

Should make some just explode

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[Gerald Martin]

What kind of beans are we talking though? Some types are worth killing over more than others.

Self defense for Garbanzo beans .

 

[Big Slick]

Crisp lettering. Has rifling. Extractor works. And the f-ing rifle shoots. mtmuley View attachment 207577

What caliber? I have one in .243.

 

[mtmuley]

What caliber? I have one in .243.

.222 Remington. It's a really fun little rifle. 40 grain Vmaxs will group as tight as you can shoot. mtmuley

 

[JLS]

Yes.

 

[EastTNHunter]

That is probably not a stamp. The letters and numbers were probably carved by skilled elves with a great work ethic. That’s the real problem here, elves just don’t care as much about their barrel markings these days.

 

[westbranch]

That is probably not a stamp. The letters and numbers were probably carved by skilled elves with a great work ethic. That’s the real problem here, elves just don’t care as much about their barrel markings these days.

Must be those Millennial elves.

 

[Gerald Martin]

Must be those Millennial elves.

Give them a break. Not only are they expected to make toys just like Boomer elves did, now they have to set on a shelf and monitor human behavior for an additional month of the year.

 

[Ben Lamb]

Wrong, it's the magestic !!!

Don't get him started on Canada gooses.

 

[SaskHunter]

Don't get him started on Canada gooses.

The war has started and you don't even know!!!

 

[noharleyyet]

Yes.

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You must be a calligrapher...

 

[JLS]

You must be a calligrapher...

I was, but I didn’t have the work ethic to continue.

 

[Ben Lamb]

The war has started and you don't even know!!!

The f#$k around & find out goose is like Canada's only superweapon.

But it's a well embossed super weapon.

 

[Southern Elk]

@SaskHunter

 

[JLS]

Throw some vegetables at him.

 

[SaskHunter]

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There's a creek that runs along a dirt road I used to travel by every day. From time to time you'd have to stop and let a beaver cross to/from the treeline on the opposite side of the road...

#CanadianTraffic

 

[SaskHunter]

The f#$k around & find out goose is like Canada's only superweapon.

But it's a well embossed super weapon.

We've sent over our secret super weapon a while back!

 

[Ben Lamb]

We've sent over our secret super weapon a while back!
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Little did you know we have all kinds of douchecanoes like him everywhere.

Drop meet bucket.