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do you lick your envelopes

AZHUNTERR

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> > > Subject: Do you lick your envelopes?
> > >
> > > If you lick your envelopes...You won't anymore!!!!
> > >
> > > A woman was working in a post office in California. One day she
> > licked
> > > the envelopes and postage stamps instead of using a sponge. That very
> > > day, the lady cut her tongue on the envelope. A week later, she
> > noticed
> > > an abnormal swelling of her tongue.
> > >
> > > She went to the doctor, and they found nothing wrong. Her tongue was
> > not
> > > sore or anything. A couple of days later, her tongue started to swell
> > > more, and it began to get really sore, so sore, that she could not
> > eat.
> > >
> > > She went back to the hospital, and demanded something be done. The
> > doctor
> > > took an x-ray of her tongue,and noticed a lump.
> > >
> > > He prepared her for minor surgery.
> > >
> > > When the doctor cut her tongue open, a live roach crawled out. There
> > were
> > > roach eggs on the seal of the envelope.
> > >
> > > The egg was able to hatch inside of her tongue, because of her saliva.
> > It
> > > was warm and moist.
> > >
> > > Andy Hume wrote:
> > >
> > > Hey, I used to work in an envelope factory. You wouldn't believe
> > > the.....things that float around in those gum applicator trays. I
> > haven't
> > > licked an envelope for years.
> > >
> > > To All: I used to work for a print shop 32 years ago) and we were told
> > > NEVER to lick the envelopes. I never understood why until I had to go
> > > into storage and pull out 2500 envelopes that were already printed for
> > a
> > > customer who was doing a mailing and saw several squads of roaches
> > roaming
> > > around inside a couple of boxes with eggs everywhere. They eat the
> > glue
> > > on the envelopes.
> > >
 
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