Left Behind
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Mrs. Davidson's dishwasher quit working so she called a
repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she
told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the
dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and
I'll mail you the check.
By the way, don't worry about my Doberman. He won't
bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT under ANY
circumstances talk to my parrot!"
When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Davidson's apartment
the next day, he discovered the biggest and meanest
looking Doberman he had ever seen. But just as she had
said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the
repairman go about his business. However, the parrot
drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
yelling, cursing, and name-calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any
longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she
told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the
dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and
I'll mail you the check.
By the way, don't worry about my Doberman. He won't
bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT under ANY
circumstances talk to my parrot!"
When the repairman arrived at Mrs. Davidson's apartment
the next day, he discovered the biggest and meanest
looking Doberman he had ever seen. But just as she had
said, the dog just lay there on the carpet, watching the
repairman go about his business. However, the parrot
drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant
yelling, cursing, and name-calling.
Finally the repairman couldn't contain himself any
longer and yelled, "Shut up, you stupid ugly bird!"
To which the parrot replied, "Get him, Spike!"
