Calif. Hunter
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Lil Suzy had a box of very small kittens that she was to give away, so she had them out on the street corner with a sign "FREE KITTENS" next to them.
Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car. "Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?", he asked.
"Kittens," Lil Suzy says. "They're so small, their eyes are not even open yet."
"What kind of kittens are they?" he asked. "They are Democrats," says Lil Suzy. The tall man smiled broadly, returned to his car and they drove away.
Sensing a great photo opportunity, the tall man, Senator John Kerry called his campaign manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens. It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there and tell everyone about these great kittens.
The next day, Lil Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up again. This time with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS, and CNN. Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Senator Kerry got out of his limo and walked up to Lil Suzy.
"Now don't be frightened," he said, "I just want you to tell all these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away today." "Yes, sir," Suzy said, "they are all REPUBLICAN kittens."
Taken by surprise before so much of the media , Senator Kerry said, "But honey, yesterday when I stopped, you told me that they were DEMOCRATS."
Lil Suzy says, "Yes sir, I know I said that. But today, they have their eyes open."
Suddenly a big line of big black cars came up with a policeman on a motorcycle in front. The cars all stopped and a tall man stepped out from the biggest car. "Hi, little girl, what do you have there in the box?", he asked.
"Kittens," Lil Suzy says. "They're so small, their eyes are not even open yet."
"What kind of kittens are they?" he asked. "They are Democrats," says Lil Suzy. The tall man smiled broadly, returned to his car and they drove away.
Sensing a great photo opportunity, the tall man, Senator John Kerry called his campaign manager and told him about the little girl and the kittens. It was planned that they would return the next day, have all the media there and tell everyone about these great kittens.
The next day, Lil Suzy is standing out on the corner with her box of kittens with the "FREE KITTENS" sign and the big motorcade of black cars pulled up again. This time with all the vans and trucks from ABC, NBC, CBS, and CNN. Everyone had their cameras ready and then, Senator Kerry got out of his limo and walked up to Lil Suzy.
"Now don't be frightened," he said, "I just want you to tell all these nice news people just what kind of kittens you're giving away today." "Yes, sir," Suzy said, "they are all REPUBLICAN kittens."
Taken by surprise before so much of the media , Senator Kerry said, "But honey, yesterday when I stopped, you told me that they were DEMOCRATS."
Lil Suzy says, "Yes sir, I know I said that. But today, they have their eyes open."
