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Elkhunter

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I have the solution for the prevention of hijackings and, at the same time, getting the airline industry back on its feet.

Since men of the Muslim religion are not allowed to look at a naked woman not their wife, we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman and, of course, every business man in the country would start flying again in the HOPES of seeing a naked woman.

No more hijackings. The airline industry would have record sales.

Why didn't President Bush and Congress think of this?

At your service,
William Jefferson Clinton
 
They could even put up girly movies and even air sick bags by Playboy. All the mag's in the seat pockets could be from these same companies......!!!
They would be screwed.... :D :D :D
 
:D :D LMAO...Sounds like a good idea :D :D


Later, TK. :D :D

<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ 05-29-2002 18:48: Message edited by: trophy_killer ]</font>
 
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