Elkhunter
New member
My name is Bill. While driving to work this morning I looked over my shoulder to the left and there was this woman in a brand new Mustang, with her face up next to the rear view mirror putting on her eye makeup. I glanced away for a few seconds, and when I looked ! back, there she was halfway over in my lane still working on her eye liner.
It scared me so badly I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the Krispy Kreme out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car with my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell into my Starbucks coffee between my legs, splashed and burned BIG BOB and the TWINS, ruined the phone and disconnected an important call.
D@#$ WOMEN DRIVERS!!!
It scared me so badly I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the Krispy Kreme out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car with my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear, which fell into my Starbucks coffee between my legs, splashed and burned BIG BOB and the TWINS, ruined the phone and disconnected an important call.
D@#$ WOMEN DRIVERS!!!
