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Custody Battle
A man and his wife were in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said, "Your Honour. I brought the child into the world with pain and labour. She should be in my custody."
The judge turns to the husband and says, "What do you have to say in your defence? The man sat for a while contemplating, then slowly rose. "Your Honour, if I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, whose Pepsi is it? The machine's or mine?"
A man and his wife were in court getting a divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child. The wife jumped up and said, "Your Honour. I brought the child into the world with pain and labour. She should be in my custody."
The judge turns to the husband and says, "What do you have to say in your defence? The man sat for a while contemplating, then slowly rose. "Your Honour, if I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, whose Pepsi is it? The machine's or mine?"
