Coaches Retreat

[Ridge Runner]

The high school coaches in Terrebone Parish, Louisiana went to a coaches'
retreat. To save money they had to room together. No one wanted to room
with
Coach Boudreaux because he snores so bad. They decided it's not fair to
make one of them stay with him the whole time so they voted to take
turns.

Coach Fontenot slept with him the first night and he went to breakfast
next
morning with hair a mess, eyes all blood shot. They said, "Man, what
happened to you?" He said, "Man, that Boudreaux snored so loud, I
watched
him all night."

Next night was coach Guidry's turn. In the morning, same thing - hair
all
standing up, eyes all blood shot. They said, "Man, what happened to you?
You look awful!" He said, "Man, that Boudreaux shook the roof. I watched
him
all night."

Third night, coach Breaux's turn. Next morning he went to breakfast
bright
eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning you all." They can't believe it!
They
said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I
went
and tucked Boudreaux into bed and kissed him good night. He watched me
all
night long."

 

[The Viperess]

LOL

 

[Elkhunter]

LMBO

Smart coach he was.

 

[Quick Draw]

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