Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a
craps table. A very attractive blonde woman
arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I
feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new
clothes!"
Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I
WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers.
She then picked up all the money and
clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other
dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "Whatdid she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know I thought YOU were watching!"
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all
men are men
<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ 01-14-2002 20:14: Message edited by: FLIPPER ]</font>
craps table. A very attractive blonde woman
arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I
feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new
clothes!"
Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I
WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers.
She then picked up all the money and
clothes and quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other
dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "Whatdid she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know I thought YOU were watching!"
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all
men are men
<FONT COLOR="#800080" SIZE="1">[ 01-14-2002 20:14: Message edited by: FLIPPER ]</font>
