Down south, Bubba called his attorney and asked, "Is
it true
they's suing them cigarette companies for causing
people to get
cancer? "Yes, Bubba, sure is true," responded the
lawyer.
"And now someone is suing them fast food restaurants
for
making them fat and clogging their arteries with all
them
burgers and fries, is that true, Mister lawyer?"
"Sure is
Bubba"
And the lady sued McDonald's for millions when she was
given the
hot coffee that she had ordered?" " 'Yep."
"And the football player sued the university when he
graduated
and still couldn't read?" 'That's right," said the
lawyer. "But
why are you asking?"
"Well, I was thinking! What I want to know is, kin I
sue
Budweiser for all the ugly women I've slept with?"