A rugged cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, Wyoming, goes into the
doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and
says, "I am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS."
The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what
can I do?"
The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of
spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot
sauce, 25 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts, 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts
cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure
me, Doc?"
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what
your ass is for."
doctor's office and has some tests run. The doctor comes back and
says, "I am not going to beat around the bush, You have AIDS."
The cowboy tugs at his Stetson and sets his jaw and says, "Doc, what
can I do?"
The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of
spicy sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 unpeeled carrots drenched in hot
sauce, 25 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts, 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of Grapenuts
cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
The cowboy squares his rugged shoulders and asks, "Will that cure
me, Doc?"
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what
your ass is for."
