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A Blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman
"I
would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assures her
that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her
several
patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blonde
promptly
replies, "fifteen inches." "Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman.
"That
sounds very small, what room are they for?" The blonde tells him that
they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor. The
surprised
salesman replies, "but Miss, computers do not need curtains!"
The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo . I have
Windoooooows!"
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"I
would like to buy a pair of pink curtains." The salesman assures her
that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her
several
patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.
Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print.
The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blonde
promptly
replies, "fifteen inches." "Fifteen inches???" asked the salesman.
"That
sounds very small, what room are they for?" The blonde tells him that
they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor. The
surprised
salesman replies, "but Miss, computers do not need curtains!"
The blonde says, "Hellllooooooooo . I have
Windoooooows!"
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