Blonde Moments II

[Elkhunter]

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian
said,"We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what, we're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their
heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the
Russian.
The Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

 

[Elkhunter]

My blonde girlfriend told me, "I was worried that my mechanic might try

to rip me off, but I was so relieved when he told me all I needed was
blinker fluid.

 

[Quick Draw]

I'm blonde but no where near that blonde.

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