A blind cowboy walks into a lesbian bar in Boise. He sits down at the bar and asks the bartender for a drink. After a few minutes he decides to tell a joke in an effort to strike up a conversation. He asks the bartender "Hey wana hear a good blond joke?" the bartender explains to the cowboy, "I'll cut you a break because you're blind, I'm a UFC prize fighter and I'm blond, my friend sitting next to you is a state champion female power lifter and she's blond, and my friend on the other side of you teaches martial arts at the police academy and she's blond, so cowboy do you still want to tell a blond joke?" the cowboy replies "not if I have to explain it three times".