Better dead than red

[Dinkshooter]

Seriously WTH? If I saw this contraption coming down the street, there would be no wailing; only laughing.

 

[Lawnboy]

That dude was a nut job. They built a really nice golf course because he likes sports and then he tells everyone that after his first try on the course he got 11 hole in ones.

Then Madeline Albright goes to visit him and gives him a gift of a signed basketball from Jordan and tells him it's from one of the best players in the world. He goes on to tell her that he holds the record for the most free throws in a row Something like 1000 plus

This guy had a bad case of little man syndrome. It wouldn't be hard to cry if you had a bayonet in your side telling you to.

I found the article

"Kim senior is said to have "Dear Leader" embroidered on his bowling shirt, the one he wore when he bowled a perfect 300 in his first game ever.

At age 52, he took up golf and on a 7,700-yard course scored 11 holes in one and 38 under par the first game out and did it swinging righty and putting lefty with a putter of his own design. That's remarkable power from someone only 5-foot-2 with a tendency to fall over in his "heightening shoes" that made him 5-foot-6.

Despite suggestions that he get his PGA card and go on the tour, it was the last time he ever golfed.

His coaching career was one of his few conspicuous failures, perhaps because the North Korean soccer team has to play for the World Cup in public in a neutral country. Dear Leader was said to be relaying running tactical instructions to the coach through an invisible cellphone of his own design.

Despite the superior advice, the team was blown out three straight in the first round, including a 7-0 lost to Portugal, and returned home in disgrace to face orchestrated public ridicule."

 

[noharleyyet]

"Was he ill?"

...stole this quote. Thought it Dinkworthy.

 

[Dinkshooter]

Unrelated to the tyrant’s untimely death………………………. The Sportsman’s Channel has released a picture of how OYOA will travel during the upcoming 2012 hunting season. Look for him on public land near you!!!!!!!

 

[WV Hunter]

Unrelated to the tyrant’s untimely death………………………. The Sportsman’s Channel has released a picture of how OYOA will travel during the upcoming 2012 hunting season. Look for him on public land near you!!!!!!!

Put an elk on the hood of the car and Buzz's hat on the guy in the bottom of the picture and you will have an epic photo

 

[Dinkshooter]

Not sure I have those advanced skilz.

 

[Dinkshooter]

My imagination far exceeds my Photoshop knowledge.

 

[WV Hunter]

Here's a couple of good ones from another site.

 

[Big Fin]

Unrelated to the tyrant’s untimely death………………………. The Sportsman’s Channel has released a picture of how OYOA will travel during the upcoming 2012 hunting season. Look for him on public land near you!!!!!!!

The staff at the CPA firm just walked into my office to see if I was OK. They laughed as hard as I did.

 

[Dinkshooter]

Here are the cars that went through first to make the mourners start wailing. I know, not very PC.

 

[Oak]

Unrelated to the tyrant’s untimely death………………………. The Sportsman’s Channel has released a picture of how OYOA will travel during the upcoming 2012 hunting season. Look for him on public land near you!!!!!!!

They see me rollin', they hatin'..........

 

[Big Fin]

They see me rollin', they hatin'..........

Laughing hysterically at this end. You guys are too much.

 

[DavidKeenan]

:d:d:d:d

 

[mark erickson]

C-mon now Big Fin is "trying to work"

mark

 

[DavidKeenan]

He'll have to go fora snack before dinner

 

[singleshot1]

They See Me Rolling…They Hating…Patrolling…They Trying To Catch Me Riding Dirty

 

[Dinkshooter]

That is a big thong.

 

[noharleyyet]

That is a big thong.

Good eye there scout.

 

[Brandenbowhunter]

They See Me Rolling…They Hating…Patrolling…They Trying To Catch Me Riding Dirty

If those are Leupard print...it is the whole leupard!
That is one huge b$%$#!

 

[putm2sleep]

Awesome! Laughing out loud. Good stuff.