trophy_killer
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A nervous bride gets angry at her husband's lusty advances on their wedding night.
"I demand proper manners in bed," she say, "just like at the table!"
"OK," her husband says. So he climbs into bed slowly and smiles politely. "Is this better?" he asks.
"Yes," replies his wife.
"Great," he says. "Now, would you please pass the vagina?"
"I demand proper manners in bed," she say, "just like at the table!"
"OK," her husband says. So he climbs into bed slowly and smiles politely. "Is this better?" he asks.
"Yes," replies his wife.
"Great," he says. "Now, would you please pass the vagina?"