There were these 2 brothers a this man that they knew and the were elk hunting in colorado and they were sitting around a camp fire telling what the worst things were that ever happend to them the 2 brothers said well one time we were roofing a house and we feel of the house and he broke his nec and I broke my back and they said what was the worst thing ever to you and he said well I can only tell you the 2nd worst thing and that is that one time I was hunting elk and I had to take a crap so when I bent over a bear trap slamed shut on my nuts the 2 brothers looked at each other and said what could be worse than that he said OK I will tell you the 1st WAS WHEN I REACHED THE END OF THE CHAIN!!!!!!