DRAFTSTUD
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A woman goes into Bass Pro Shop to buy a rod and reel
for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one
to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.
A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark
shades. She says, 'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything
about this rod and reel?'
He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it
on the counter, I can tell you everything about it from the
sound it makes.'
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a
Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. It's a good all around
combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00.
She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the
sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it !!!' As she
opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first
she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way
the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind,
he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.
The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be $34.50 please.'
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, 'Didn't you
tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did
you get $34.50?'
He replies, 'Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the
Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50
for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one
to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.
A Bass Pro Shop associate is standing there wearing dark
shades. She says, 'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything
about this rod and reel?'
He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it
on the counter, I can tell you everything about it from the
sound it makes.'
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a
Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. test line. It's a good all around
combination and it's on sale this week for only $20.00.
She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the
sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it !!!' As she
opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first
she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way
the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind,
he wouldn't know that she was the only person around.
The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be $34.50 please.'
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, 'Didn't you
tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did
you get $34.50?'
He replies, 'Yes, Ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the
Duck Call is $11.00 and the Bear Repellent is $3.50
