bluehair
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A man is sitting in a bar late one evening, when the bartender makes his "last call." The man decides he'll have one more for the road. After he finishes his drink, he stands up -- and then falls down. He's very confused, thinking, "Gee, I haven't had that much to drink. I'll just crawl to the door."
So, he crawls to the door, tries again to stand up -- and falls down. Again, he says to himself, "I know I haven't had that much to drink. But it's lucky I live just around the corner. I'll crawl home."
When he gets home, he tries to stand up again -- and (continued again, he falls down. He thinks to himself, "This is ridiculous, I KNOW I didn't drink that much. I'll just crawl into bed, and I'll feel better in the morning."
In the morning, his wife comes into the room and says, "You went out and got trashed last night, didn't you?"
He replies, "No! I only had a couple of beers. I did not get trashed!"
"Oh, yes you did," she says. "The bar just called. You left your wheelchair there last night!"
So, he crawls to the door, tries again to stand up -- and falls down. Again, he says to himself, "I know I haven't had that much to drink. But it's lucky I live just around the corner. I'll crawl home."
When he gets home, he tries to stand up again -- and (continued again, he falls down. He thinks to himself, "This is ridiculous, I KNOW I didn't drink that much. I'll just crawl into bed, and I'll feel better in the morning."
In the morning, his wife comes into the room and says, "You went out and got trashed last night, didn't you?"
He replies, "No! I only had a couple of beers. I did not get trashed!"
"Oh, yes you did," she says. "The bar just called. You left your wheelchair there last night!"
