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Automation..............................................
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a
haircut before his next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk and
asked if there was a barber on the premises. "I'm afraid not, sir," the
clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall is a special machine
that should serve your purposes." Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman
located the appropriate machine, inserted fifty cents, and stuck his
head in the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and
whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and
surveyed his head in the mirror, which reflected the best haircut he
ever received in his life. Down the hall was another machine with a sign
that read, "Manicures - 25 cents." "Why not," thought the salesman. He
paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and pulled them out
perfectly manicured. The next machine had a huge sign that read, "This
Machine Provides What Men Need Most When Away from Their Wives - cost 50
cents," The salesman was embarrassed and looked both ways. Seeing nobody
around he put in fifty cents, then unzipped his pants and stuck his
penis into the opening - with great anticipation, since he had been away
from his wife for 2 weeks.
When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony.
Fifteen seconds later it shut off and, with trembling hands, the
salesman was able to withdraw his penis Which now had a button sewed on
the tip.
A traveling salesman checked into a futuristic motel. Realizing he needed a
haircut before his next day's meeting, he called down to the desk clerk and
asked if there was a barber on the premises. "I'm afraid not, sir," the
clerk told him apologetically, "but down the hall is a special machine
that should serve your purposes." Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman
located the appropriate machine, inserted fifty cents, and stuck his
head in the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and
whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and
surveyed his head in the mirror, which reflected the best haircut he
ever received in his life. Down the hall was another machine with a sign
that read, "Manicures - 25 cents." "Why not," thought the salesman. He
paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, and pulled them out
perfectly manicured. The next machine had a huge sign that read, "This
Machine Provides What Men Need Most When Away from Their Wives - cost 50
cents," The salesman was embarrassed and looked both ways. Seeing nobody
around he put in fifty cents, then unzipped his pants and stuck his
penis into the opening - with great anticipation, since he had been away
from his wife for 2 weeks.
When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony.
Fifteen seconds later it shut off and, with trembling hands, the
salesman was able to withdraw his penis Which now had a button sewed on
the tip.
