ARKANSAS RAZORBACKS
Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the
White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says:
"Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies "Oh, young man, these are not pigs. You see, I
just came back from Arkansas. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback
Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for our new
Speaker of The House, Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says,
"Excellent Trade Sir, Excellent Trade!"
Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the
White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says:
"Nice pigs, sir."
The President replies "Oh, young man, these are not pigs. You see, I
just came back from Arkansas. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback
Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for our new
Speaker of The House, Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says,
"Excellent Trade Sir, Excellent Trade!"
