Are you a redneck?

[Calif. Hunter]

Someone sent this to me - do you agree or disagree?


We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective
look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and
God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd
choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns
and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If
you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya`ll know who ya
are...




You might be a redneck if. . .

It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under
God. . "

You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public
places.

You still say "Christmas" instead of "The Holidays."

You bow your head when someone prays.

You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National
Anthem.

You treat Viet Nam vets with great respect, and always have.

You've never burned an American flag.

You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is
listening.

You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

God Bless the USA.

 

[Ridge Runner]

Yep I believe I am.

 

[Nut]

If that is all that qualifies ya I am.

I also have experienced some real life redneck jokes in my family.

 

[Whiskers]

Ain nothing wrong with being a "REDNECK" some of the best folks I know are "REDNECKS". Fact is some people have even refered to me as a "REDNECK". Now if you was to refer to me as a "LIBERAL" we would have a problem.

 

[Hangar18]

My neck is redder than Kerry's ass after the spanking he got in November.

 

[cjcj]

Yes i`m a redneck.....now i have to go clean the transmission in the bathtub.

 

[Quiet_One]

well i am redneck also call myself half hillbilly wear no shoes in summer or winter half time outside anyway

 

[ELKCHSR]

That was great Rick and I as the rest will agree that I to am a RedNeck, a few of the Indians I know seem to think that's what I qualify for any way....

 

[antlerrick]

YES I AM!!!!
I mean a redneck...
And in this case, will always be a Redneck!!
And can't wait for the family reunion this weekend...Should be some hot chicks there!!
LOL

 

[WH's OutdoorsChick]

Redneck HERE!

 

[2fastnaz]

I'm pretty sure we already established that I'm a redneck. Hell I was a redneck before it became popular to be one. When I was a teen, one of the worst things you could call some one in a position of authority was redneck. Amazing how times change.

 

[Quick Draw]

I am a redneck too.
Quick Draw

 

[ringer]

Actually my old man was an Okie from the depression so I am an Okie-Arizona gunslinger redneck. Never lusted fer my sisters though. They were way too butt ugly. Had a good lookin' cousin.

 

[Hunterman]

Well I've been a redneck all my life hump The one thing that I go a little futher is that we treat all Vets with respect, not just the Viet Nam Vets hump

Hunterman(Tony)

 

[tnctcb]

been one all my life