wyomingtim
Member
I cant remember if this one has been here before, but here it goes.
A young gal was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted to
take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way. . . but
was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking for
the highly prized shoes.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude
of one of the shopkeepers, the blond shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll
just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at
a decent price!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, y'all
just go and give it a try, why don'cha! "
The blond turned on her heel and headed out toward the swamps,
determined to catch herself an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to
the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing
waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and, with a
great deal of effort, hauls it onto the slimy swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more dead alligators.
The shopkeeper stands on the bank and watches this scenario in amazed
silence. Just then, the blond struggles and flips the gator on its
back.
Then, rolling her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration,
she shouts out, "Damn! This one is barefoot, too
A young gal was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted to
take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way. . . but
was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking for
the highly prized shoes.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude
of one of the shopkeepers, the blond shouted, "Well then, maybe I'll
just go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at
a decent price!"
The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, y'all
just go and give it a try, why don'cha! "
The blond turned on her heel and headed out toward the swamps,
determined to catch herself an alligator.
Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to
the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing
waist deep in the murky bayou water, shotgun in hand.
Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and, with a
great deal of effort, hauls it onto the slimy swamp bank.
Lying nearby were several more dead alligators.
The shopkeeper stands on the bank and watches this scenario in amazed
silence. Just then, the blond struggles and flips the gator on its
back.
Then, rolling her eyes heaven-ward and screaming in great frustration,
she shouts out, "Damn! This one is barefoot, too
